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Jokes
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Jokes
by singinpete » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:19 pm
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Re: Jokes
by singinpete » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:38 pm
A squirrel is sat on a branch high up in a tree.
Just then a cow climbs up the tree and sits on the branch next to him.
"Hello, what are you doing here?" asked the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples" replied the cow.
"Oh" said the squirrel "but this is an oak tree".
"No worries" said the cow "I brought my own apples".
Just then a cow climbs up the tree and sits on the branch next to him.
"Hello, what are you doing here?" asked the squirrel.
"I'm here to eat some apples" replied the cow.
"Oh" said the squirrel "but this is an oak tree".
"No worries" said the cow "I brought my own apples".
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Re: Jokes
by singinpete » Sun Feb 06, 2011 10:53 pm
About a month before he died, we covered our granddads back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly.
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Re: Jokes
by singinpete » Mon Feb 07, 2011 9:42 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
Violets are blue
I've got Alzheimers
This little piggy went to market
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Re: Jokes
by singinpete » Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:17 pm
The car of the year for 2010 has just been announced by readers of Woman's Own magazine.....It's....
A Blue One.
A Blue One.
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Re: Jokes
by singinpete » Wed Feb 16, 2011 3:12 pm
A man has been accused of stabbing 6 people to death using just knitting needles.
Police think he's following some sort of pattern.
Police think he's following some sort of pattern.
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